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PURCHASING A NEW PANDA
Purchasing a new bird
After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment.
This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth.
The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported "Goony bird" and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony bird! The table!"
Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! The shelf!"
Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds.
"Wow!" said the wife, "If this doesn't attract my husband's attention, nothing will!" So she bought the bird and took it home.
When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. "Honey!" she exclaimed, "I've got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!"
The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, "Goony Bird, my foot!"
After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment.
This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth.
The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported "Goony bird" and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony bird! The table!"
Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! The shelf!"
Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds.
"Wow!" said the wife, "If this doesn't attract my husband's attention, nothing will!" So she bought the bird and took it home.
When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. "Honey!" she exclaimed, "I've got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!"
The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, "Goony Bird, my foot!"
lawyer joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
computer joke.....
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.
It's a bug.
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.
It's a bug.
fart joke
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore.
His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more.
"Have a nice soak in the bath and I'll bring you a drink," she suggested smiling.
"Good idea," says the husband looking forward to being waited on.
He's in the bath when she comes in with a nice glass of Scotch which he accepts happily.
"If there's anything else you'd like just call," says the wife as she leaves the bathroom.
When she got halfway along the landing the husband relaxes completely and lets off an enormous long fart in the bath.
A few minutes later, despite it being a very warm Summer's evening, the wife comes in with a fluffy bed warmer
"What the heck is that for?" asks the husband snappily.
"Oh Darling," says the wife, flustered, "I thought I heard you say, "Whataboutahottawaterbottle."
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore.
His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more.
"Have a nice soak in the bath and I'll bring you a drink," she suggested smiling.
"Good idea," says the husband looking forward to being waited on.
He's in the bath when she comes in with a nice glass of Scotch which he accepts happily.
"If there's anything else you'd like just call," says the wife as she leaves the bathroom.
When she got halfway along the landing the husband relaxes completely and lets off an enormous long fart in the bath.
A few minutes later, despite it being a very warm Summer's evening, the wife comes in with a fluffy bed warmer
"What the heck is that for?" asks the husband snappily.
"Oh Darling," says the wife, flustered, "I thought I heard you say, "Whataboutahottawaterbottle."
SANTA BANTA JOKES.
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta : Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job." Banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.
"Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.Banta : What's he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!! Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!
Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.Santa : What was that for? Santa’s Wife : I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.
Santa : I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.Santa’s wife : Oho SorryNext day she hit him with the frying pan again. Santa : now what happened?Santa’s wife : your horse is on the phone.
Santa tells his dad, “Pappaji there is this kid in school who calls me gay”Santa’s Dad :” Oye beta then punch him!!!”
Santa : “ No papa he is sooooooo cute!!!
” Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in thislake.Lady : why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer Santa : That is not restricted.
Santa’s wife : Oye JI stop looking at other women you aremarried now.Santa: Arre you mean if I am on diet I cant look at the menu also?
Banta : When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?Preeto : I clean the toilet
Banta : How does that help?
Preeto : I use ur toothbrush.
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.Santa : If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
What's Ford? Santa : Gaadi.What's Oxford?Santa : So simple, Bail Gaadi
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa : I think I'll take the money.On jettos birthday santa did not have money so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.when he returns home jeeto said:thanks I got the cheque chashed from the bank managerWife :-Hey look the thief has robbed our tv ,why are you not chasing him?Santa :-don’t worry the remote is with me Santa :I am feeling very hungry today not as usualbanta :I know why cause you are tryin to eat my brain which is empty
In interview santaji was asked the meaning of CYCLONE? Santaji : it is a loan given for cycleQ santaji aap ko thand lagti hai to aap kya kar te ho? Santaji ; mein heater ke pass baithta hoonQ agar phir bhi thandi lage to ?
Santaji ;- mein heater on kar deta huNasa sent banta and santa to moon. Santa got into a rocket and returned half way shouting oyi…. You cheat me today is AMAVASYA there is no moon
Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job.
"Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.
INSULTS.
1) hi want to talk to u now ...
can u call me
plz..... nothing special but need 2 speak 2 u
i want 2 hear your voice..... just 2 hear whether
i can hr=ear d dogs cry again.........
2) Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
3) 4)He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
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5) Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.
6) Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now tellme asali Ravan kaun?
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8)no visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
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1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
10)
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
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I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
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14)I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
can u call me
plz..... nothing special but need 2 speak 2 u
i want 2 hear your voice..... just 2 hear whether
i can hr=ear d dogs cry again.........
2) Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
5) Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now tellme asali Ravan kaun?
8)no visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
14)I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
poor jokes
1)Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. you have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. you don't have anything
else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
2)Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. so the boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
cigarette
Another deadly answer. scroll down a little
3)Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down
4)Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
BAD PJs
5)>>> Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the speed of
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Santa runs home yelling : "Pack your bags Honey, I just won the 10 Million Lotto!"
WIFE: Oh dear! Do i pack for Beaches or Mountains???
Santa: "WHO CARES??? JUST PACK AND GET LOST..."
A hen and her 3 little chickens were trying to cross a busy highway. After great efforts they all managed to cross it. One of the little ones yells out happily- "Wow....after so much efforts, all 5 of us managed to cross".... Qn. Why does the little one say "all 5 of us" ???? Think a little bit ……. Its easy ! SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANS........ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / ANS:...
These are some good translations of Hindi Proverbs to English. Users may add their own in the comments section 1.Haath Kangan ko Aarsi kyaa ?? What does the hand and bangle have to do with Royal Challenge (RC) 2.Dimaag ki maa behen ek ho gayi..... Brains Sister Mother become together.... 3.Der Aye Which food grain in the world proclaims itself as Homosexual??
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cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. you don't have anything
else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
2)Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. so the boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
cigarette
Another deadly answer. scroll down a little
3)Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down
4)Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
BAD PJs
5)>>> Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the speed of
light.
> >>> On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.
> >>>
> >>> Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
> >>> Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
> >>> Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan
Grover??
> >>> Gulshan: No it is Grocer.
> >>>
> >>> Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...
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Santa runs home yelling : "Pack your bags Honey, I just won the 10 Million Lotto!"
WIFE: Oh dear! Do i pack for Beaches or Mountains???
Santa: "WHO CARES??? JUST PACK AND GET LOST..."
A hen and her 3 little chickens were trying to cross a busy highway. After great efforts they all managed to cross it. One of the little ones yells out happily- "Wow....after so much efforts, all 5 of us managed to cross".... Qn. Why does the little one say "all 5 of us" ???? Think a little bit ……. Its easy ! SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANS........ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / ANS:...
These are some good translations of Hindi Proverbs to English. Users may add their own in the comments section 1.Haath Kangan ko Aarsi kyaa ?? What does the hand and bangle have to do with Royal Challenge (RC) 2.Dimaag ki maa behen ek ho gayi..... Brains Sister Mother become together.... 3.Der Aye Which food grain in the world proclaims itself as Homosexual??
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